May 18, 2004

hippie

according the great starbuck's oracle, i am a hippie. i order a tall cafe mocha with soy milk usually... here's what it says:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:


Personality type: Hippie


In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks tall cafe mocha with soy milk should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities

Posted by joann at May 18, 2004 10:14 AM
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