March 07, 2004

why do you think they invented thongs?

according kevin apparently the invention was for guys... yeah whatever. everyone knows it's for the prevention of VPLs. so i tried the whole boyshort + low rise jeans... worked okay but boyshorts tend to ride up... not very comfy i mean you might as well wear a thong at that point. anyways so i was discussing this with irwin & kevin on the way home last night when this conversation ensued:

joann: thongs aren't so comfortable.
irwin: mmm thongs.
joann: what's the fascination with thongs?
kevin: more skin. why do you think they invented thongs?
joann: to prevent VPLs.
kevin & irwin: VPLs?
joann: you know VPLs. Visible Panty Lines.
kevin & irwin: oh.
kevin: but what about thong clips?
joann: thong clips?! what?!
irwin: dude i don't wanna know what you've been up to.
joann: thong clips?!
kevin: i...i... read an article about them somewhere.
joann: thong clips?!

yup that was my saturday night. still not resolution to the underwear dilemna, but eh.

since i donated blood earlier in the day, i decided not to drink last night... i would have gone from being a cheap date to basically free date :). needless to say andy was trying to convince me to drink, but i resisted!

today was rather uneventful thankfully. had dim sum with some friends from Clements (yeah i stumbled across some people i knew in high school who just happened to have settled in seattle). then went into work for a few hrs and now it's mandatory tv watching time! jennifer garner :)

Posted by joann at March 7, 2004 07:57 PM
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Worst spy ever...

Posted by: Dennis at March 7, 2004 10:05 PM

Wow, there really are such things as thong clips...

Posted by: Dennis at March 8, 2004 01:33 AM

LOL, wow, that's an amazing retelling of the dialog. :) Loved it!

Posted by: Irwando at March 8, 2004 01:45 AM

they may have been some kind of short lived fashion accessory. i think i saw something about them 4 years ago or so. just little clippy things that girls could put on the side. kinda weird.
i'd attempt to search for them on google, but i'm at work...

Posted by: Kevin at March 8, 2004 12:41 PM
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